France's Yves Jego and some of his countrymen are getting set to cash in on past casualties of war and terror.
Napoleonland, a forthcoming theme park, won't feature a cute mouse called Mickey, an adorable elephant called Dumbo, or rides through Space Mountain. Instead, Napoleonland's customers will be entertained by riding through various famous battles or the blood-soaked streets of Paris during the Reign of Terror; their experience will be enhanced with scenes of dying or dead bodies.
To know the future, I've always maintained that it was important to study the past. However, I wonder if people vacationing here learn anything of real import. I might be very wrong, but this new theme park sounds like a real killjoy. Am I wrong?
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Perhaps not, but even Frenchmen could profit by remembering not to worship Corsican mobsters with messianic complexes.
"And speaking of big trouble, how is it, Jason, that you so directly and openly bait Gina, and yet have remained unscathed... so far? What was that quote from Santayana about failing to learn the lessons of history, hmmm? ;-"
You mean alluding to the fact that Jane Austen's male relations made a living beating up Frenchmen for worshiping Corsican Mobsters with Messianic Complexes?
Jason, mon frère, je suis désolé - France is nearly the most secular and irreligious of all the European countries, so even were you to find someone interested in teaching that lesson to their countrymen, I'm doubtful you would find sufficient people willing to learn it. No, it is far more likely that it would be built to teach a lesson about history and/or politics than about God.
And I would say something about waiting for them to have the courage and morals to create DSKland, but going that direction would get me in big trouble.
And speaking of big trouble, how is it, Jason, that you so directly and openly bait Gina, and yet have remained unscathed... so far? What was that quote from Santayana about failing to learn the lessons of history, hmmm? ;-)
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I wonder, accordingly, if "Napoleonland" would have a street that began very wide, but became progressively narrower and narrower until it was difficult to squeeze between the walls. Certainly an uplifting form of entertainment, right up there with "It's A Small World, After All". (Hmmm - wouldn't that be a fitting attraction for "Napoleonland", since he was so sho- OW!!)
"Oh, you foolish Americains - you are going ze wrong way!"
What could one learn from such a park - to not let someone be crowned Emperor? How easy is that to stop??
So if you don't learn, then the purpose must be entertainment. If that's someone's idea of fun, why not "Dachau: The Experience"?
There is the other point that making light of Corsican Mobsters with Messianic Complexes is not an inappropriate activity, seeing as those types have to many would-be imitators.
Ellen's comment has given me something to think about, and I'm still wrestling with this theme park issue.
My reservation about this particular theme park is that lots of people died horrible deaths, shouldn't we approach these matters with a little gravitas?
Yes, I know that Americans have Civil War reenactments (didn't Monk feature one), but I don't get the feel that people are whooping it up. I went to one and was appalled at the horror of sound, and could well imagine the ravages of war.
I can't imagine many repeat customers if they actually showed the reality of the times.