In an odd tip o' the hat to LeeQuod, Dave the Swede now plans to speak only in the third person when he emerges from his burrow.
Dave the Swede is also a Germanophile. You don't need to understand German to appreciate this video from Die Welt newspaper (Hamburg). The Deutschen really do put the pedal to the metal.
Oh, the Christian worldview point: Don't fly your car through the air and land on a church's roof.
(You may get a little German ad before the news video.)